Aug 12. This blog is closing down for a bit so I can get cracking on the second volume of Riff-Raff Rebels & Rock Gods. The Neville Staple podcast should be up later today, Bushell On The Box will continue to appear and the latest Street Sounds is now on sale. See you in September.
Genuinely sad about the death of Robin Williams. He was a colossus of comedy, a brilliant stand-up performer and a fine actor. Heaven just got a whole lot funnier.
Aug 11. It looks like Scotland will vote no to independence in
five weeks time. The recent TV debate between Alex Salmond and
Labour’s Alistair Darling showed that the SNP doughboy has
no answers to the key questions, specifically how he’d fund
his brave new nation/EU serf-state. Slippery Salmond knows that
Scotland has shelled out more than it has collected in taxes for
more than two decades, which is why he was so flippant and evasive.
There is also the small business of the £6billion black
hole at the heart of the SNP’s spending plans. Is there
more to this than meets the eye though? Could it be that Salmond
doesn’t actually want full independence at all and is just
counting on a large minority ‘yes’ vote to screw yet
more money out of Westminster (and consequently English tax payers)?
Scotland already enjoys special privileges and fiscal advantages
compared to England. If the Scots vote to stay in the union they
will demand and expect more. As usual the English will lose out.
I’ve made my thoughts on this clear many times, I like the
union and all it stands for, but the time has come for the English
to have a say on our future too. We need to look out for ourselves.
With or without Scotland, we need an English Parliament, we need
a new and comprehensive English Bill Of Rights and we need a real
debate about the only national divorce that really matters –
leaving the EU.
An English Bill of Rights, Magna Carter for the 21st Century, would enshrine in law and guarantee to protect those rights and freedoms that we seem to be losing daily: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, freedom of association and peaceful assembly (the right to protest) and freedom of the press. Citizens would be guaranteed the right to vote, the right to life, liberty and security. Citizens would be secure against unreasonable search or seizure, they could not be arbitrarily detained or imprisoned, and they would have the right on arrest or detention to be informed of the reasons. Accused persons would be able to retain and instruct counsel without delay, have the right to be tried within a reasonable time and to be presumed innocent until proven guilty. All individuals would be equal before the law and have a right to equal protection and equal benefit of the law without discrimination. These are the basic freedoms that men and women have fought and died for over the centuries, from the Peasants Revolt to the Chartists, via the Tolpuddle Martyrs and the Levellers. It was Magna Carta – 800 years old next Summer - that first placed the law above the government and became the corner stone for other great constitutions including the USA’s. It didn’t do much for the serfs and vassals at the time but the germs of all of the freedoms we held dear before we joined the ‘Common Market’ can be identified within it - free contract, property rights, free elections, equality before courts etc. Now the state is holding secret trials, the need for a Bill Of Rights has never been greater. This is big important stuff and we need it in writing. We didn’t get rid of the divine right of kings to replace it with the divine right of civil servants, Eurocrats and career politicians.
Ironically when it comes to freedom, the old-fashioned political Left (who claim to be part of this progressive tradition) are often the worst offenders. It’s the far Left who have led the retreat from free speech around the globe, setting out to demonise anyone who dares to question their pet theories – see climate change, taxation, Sharia etc etc. These clapped-out pseudo-Marxists are part of the problem. So who speaks for the English now? No-one I can see. It really is, as the Gonads song says, up to US to make a stand for England’s green and pleasant land; and to quote another punk band, talk minus action equals nothing.
**A big thank you to my old sparring partner Steve Ignorant who stepped in at the last minute on the literary stage yesterday when Joey Keighley didn’t make it. Steve’s book The Rest On Propaganda is now on sale.
Aug 10. If you’re up at the Rebellion Festival in Blackpool, I’ve got a terrific line-up of guests on the literary stage this afternoon including Pete ‘Manic Esso’ Haynes formerly of the Lurkers, Segs and Dave Ruffy AKA the remaining members of The Ruts and the living legend that is Leith’s own Irvine Welsh. My other scheduled guests include Chicago novelist Bill Hillmann, veteran Canadian punk/activist Joey Keighley and Ian Glasper, who has charted the history of eighties punk more diligently than any. According to the programme notes I may even be interviewing myself at some point. Try and get along. It should be blinding.
Aug 9. What a mess the West has made of Iraq. Christians are
getting out of Dodge, the Yazidis are heading for the hills and
other minorities are running for their lives as the Islamic State
sweeps through the land murdering at will. The poor bastards were
better off under Saddam.
Aug 8. You shouldn’t ever booze for two days on the trot, according to a busybody nanny state quango called Public Health England. For once they might even be talking sense. I find it’s best to keep drinking for at least three days to get the full benefit.
Aug 6. Boris Johnson is going to run for Parliament as the start of his long anticipated bid to be Tory leader. He’s painting himself as being tough on the European Union! Really? Boris is the bloke who wanted to expand the EU to take in Turkey! Don’t believe a word of it.
Aug 3. I’ve just recorded a new podcast with 2-Tone legend Neville Staple. It’ll be up and running in a week or so.
Boris Johnson is going to charge diesel cars an extra tenner to drive in London “to cut air pollution”. Would these be the same diesel cars that governments were encouraging us to buy for more than a decade? It surely would.
Sad to hear about the recent death of guitarist Teenie Hodges, best known for his work with Al Green and Ann Peebles. Born Mabon Hodges in Tennessee in 1946, he started playing guitar for his Dad’s blues band when he was 12, going on to play on Sam & Dave’s 1965 hit ‘I Take What I Want’. As part of the Hi Rhythm Section Teenie also recorded classics like ‘Let’s Stay Together’ and ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’. He died of emphysema in June.
Aug 2. Went to see Guardians Of The Galaxy last night and loved
every minute of it. The movie subverts the conventions of superhero
films while smartly delivering everything you’d want from one:
action, pace, great direction (from James Gunn) and plenty of
laughs. The oddball guardians consist of Groot, a talking tree-being
(“I am Groot” is the limit of what he says), Drax a streetfighter
with skin like flock wallpaper, Rocket a sarcastic genetically
modified racoon who looks like a meerkat on steroids, sexy, green-skinned
Amazonian fighting machine Gamora and Peter Quill (aka Star Lord)
the gang’s main man. If Captain Kirk had been a space pirate he’d
have been Quill (played by Chris Pratt). Snatched from earth as
a nine-year-old boy mourning his Mum, Peter grows up into an intergalactic
bounty hunter with only a tape of early 70s hits to remind him
of home. What Guardians lacks in originality it makes up for in
grin-driven pace; it’s the most enjoyable superhero romp since
Winding me up this week: the ludicrous price of cinema pop-corn,
Madonna’s Gaza intervention, the government’s continued belief
in ugly, expensive and inefficient wind-farms... (continued Red
Lion). Not winding me up: Orlando Bloom vs Justin Bieber, winner
presumably to take on Nicola Adams for the all-female catch-weight
They were talking about bondage on Towie. Would Chloe let Elliott
tie her up? “No I ****ing wouldn’t,” was the immediate retort.
Of course she wouldn’t. If Chloe was tied up she couldn’t do her
make-up, she couldn’t do her nails, she couldn’t shop... Respectable
working class women have many fine attributes but an open mind
about sexual experimentation is rarely one of them. You need one
of those posh Chelsea birds for that kind of thing.
STOP PRESS: sorry to hear that Ronnie Rocka has died. Guitarist Ronnie, ex
of the Angelic Upstarts, Splodge, HM Kids and many more, was a
good guy who will be much missed.
AUG 1. Yet another karaoke singing show starts tonight on Channel 4. Wouldn’t you think someone in TV would have the gumption to re-create a format like Whistle Test or So It Goes? Apart from Jools Holland’s show, there are no openings for remotely original rock bands on telly – and Jools’s booking policy is as baffling as the scoring system on Mock The Week. Yet there is life beyond Simon Cowell. I’m particularly fond of The Interrupters from Los Angeles (ska-punk roots, libertarian views), Admiral Sir Cloudsley Shovel (proper heavy rock) and the Blue Pills whose bluesy brand of psychedelia deserves an airing... as do Elin Larsson’s soulful vocals. Frustratingly, BBC4 is forever repeating documentaries about classic rock bands while doing sod-all to break fresh talent.
July 30. Another day, another depressing news report of child deaths from the Gaza Strip. I have a lot of time for Israel. It’s the only properly free and democratic state in the Middle East, and it has been attacked regularly by Hamas who have the express intent of bombing it out of existence. Yet even Israel’s friends find their response disproportionate. Hundreds of Palestinian kids have been killed this month. “Hamas use them as human shields”, we’re told and no doubt they do, but does this justify using undiscerning brute force against a civilian population and the blitzing of schools in clear contravention of the Geneva Convention? We need to ask why Hamas hate Israel so. Leaving aside the small matter of whose land is it anyway, and the way Israel has used the terrible kidnapping and murder of three Jewish teenagers to kick the shh you know what out of non-military targets (it now turns out Hamas were not behind those kidnappings), the main reason for the festering hatred is Israel’s continuing expansion into Palestinian territory. There are grievances on both sides. Israel wants security, the Palestinians want justice. The big question is what do Israel want after the battle and what will they give in return? Do they intend to re-occupy Gaza? If so, then what? Netanyahu needs to spell it out because neither cause is advanced by the current crisis.
The best thing about Ed Miliband is his fake Tinder account,
which comes with lines like “I’m a socialist on the streets but
an anarchist in the sheets.” The real man is less entertaining.
In fact Labour’s entire message is grim: they want your money,
and they’ll tax your arse – even if you’re dead – to squander
the cash you’ve worked hard for on all manner of state-imposed
nonsense. The constant harping about legal tax avoidance is part
of this mind-set. Statists genuinely believe what’s yours is theirs
to piss away in whatever way they see fit. But as Lord Justice
Clyde wisely said in 1929: “No man... is under the smallest obligation,
moral or other, to arrange his legal relations to his business
or property to enable the Inland Revenue to put the largest possible
shovel into his stores.” Our tax system is crazy, punitive, counter-productive
and vastly over-complicated. How much tax are we paying just to
fund the tax system? A single tax rate with a decent personal
allowance of say £15,000 would raise just as much revenue as the
current system while encouraging enterprise.
July 27. My
latest podcast is up and running at Litopia with special guests
the Pukes, Hackney’s finest mostly female ukulele punk combo,
and a Rebellion themed playlist.
July 26. Just watching the women’s netball. Who knew it gets so physical, or that the Dorises who play it are the size of adolescent giraffes? It was like a scene from Brobdingnag. Must-see TV for any man who ever got turned on by the Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman.
Random things winding me up this week: the Tesco boss given a £20million pay-off – why reward failure? Pygmy politicians itching to re-boot the Cold War. People, mostly blokes, on trains who put their boots up on the seat opposite – someone has got to sit in the crap you’ve walked through. Berks wandering the streets with Google glasses and iPods, completely disorientated, lurching about the pavement like simple-minded zombies, and walking in front of cars. People who clog up the self-service tills in Morrisons with baskets blatantly ignoring the 15-item limit. People who feel the need to have loud, pointless, brain-numbingly dumb phone conversations in crowded train compartments where there is no escape from their tedium…until we install democratically controlled ejector seats: “what do we reckon, chaps, he’s noisy, he’s boring, he’s got sod-all to say, he’s out the ****ing roof.” SPLAT.
July 24. Neat Matt cartoon today: three runners on the podium at the Commonwealth Games told “Scottish and Commonwealth athletes get their medals for free, but the English have to pay.”
Enjoy the sun while you can. It’s only a week or two until we get the first Christmas ads.
July 23. A bloke contacted me from Q magazine yesterday wanting to talk about Oi. I did speak to him for some time. He was talking about Oi as “a lost tribe” and seemed surprised to hear that scenes still exist all over the globe. I got the impression that he had already made up his mind what he was going to write, so expect another stitch-up. The last time this happened a geezer from the Guardian came round my house and despite professing sympathy for the way Oi bands had been stitched up by the Mail ended up writing a piece that claimed Oi fans in Southall’s Hamborough Tavern had been throwing petrol bombs at themselves! He also took his by-line off the article. Odd isn’t it that when Oi is understood around the world and even academics are beginning to appreciate what it was about, we get the same tired old knee-jerk prejudice at home.
The Queen’s horse has tested positive for morphine. All together: “Just say neigh.”
July 22. I've been promising to give Bev Elliott eight inches of fun for decades, and finally I've managed it. Here is the punk queen of Soho earlier this morning with my latest book, Riff-Raff Rebels & Rock Gods, which covers the golden years of the late 70s and early 80s...
July 21. I've just seen Jo Brand on TV claiming that I started giving her bad reviews after she slagged off Margaret Thatcher. There is no truth in this whatsoever. I gave her bad reviews because her material was weak, and that's it. When she did something great - as she did much later with Getting On - I praised it. Besides, if I'd turned against every 80s comedian who'd had a pop at Maggie, I wouldn't have had a good word for anyone. Yet I remember writing positive reviews of a whole swathe of what were then called 'alternative comedians', including Rob Newman, Alexei Sayle, Jerry Sadowitz, Vic and Bob and the great Lee Evans. I interviewed Rob and Lee back in the nineties, not to mention Harry Hill, Al Murray, and Paul O'Grady who could hardly be described as a right winger. The only real criteria with comedians is: are they funny. Jo's three jokes ran out of steam pretty quickly.
July 20. I recorded a Rebellion-themed special edition of my The
Hungry & The Hunted podcast today, with studio guests The Pukes.
The mostly-female punk ukulele-pluckers have risen from enthusiastic
amateur strumming in dark London pubs to become festival stalwarts.
Strangely they took umbrage to my suggestion that ukuleles and
punk rock go together “like strawberries and vindaloo... ”; can’t
think why. The pod comes with brand new songs from the Old Firm
Casuals and The Boys, the new single from Louise Distras, and
quality tracks from Operation Two Fold, Infa-Riot, Madball, Section
60, Speakeasy and the Skoisters. Of course no show would be complete
without a snatch of Pauline Black, and a side order of Gonads…it
should be up by the weekend.
July 18. It seems likely that pro-Russian separatists are behind the barbaric shooting down of Malaysia Airline Flight MH17 over eastern Ukraine, and the horrific murder of 298 passengers and crew, including at least eighty children. Compare and contrast Obama’s lame response to how Reagan reacted when the Soviets shot down a Korean plane in 1983. Ronnie rightly called it “a crime against humanity” that “must never be forgotten.” The official Kremlin line, of blaming Kiev, won’t hold. Russia must be told to co-operate with a full international inquiry or become a pariah state, ostracised from the rest of the world and facing the toughest possible sanctions. Putin should hand over the people who fired the missile, compensate the families of the victims and help find a peaceful solution to the mess he and the EU have made of the Ukraine. We also need to establish why civilian planes were flying over a war zone. If the answer is just to save money on fuel, heads must surely roll.
July 16. When I heard that Michael Gove had been made Chief Whip, I assumed the education minister had been allowed to bring corporal punishment back into our schools. Instead Gove, the one Cabinet minister who actually believed in something, was demoted as part of Cameron’s cosmetic make-over to make the Tories look more electable. It’s all PR of course. Those new women ministers aren’t strutting the Downing Street catwalk because they are the best available talent but because the resulting pictures are an effective publicity stunt. Eurosceptic Phil Hammond has been made Foreign Secretary to create the illusion that Cameron intends to ‘get tough’ with the EU. And Gove has been shafted because his education reforms produced so much rage from the teachers’ union that he was deemed to have become toxic to the wider public…even if he was right. Cameron would rather go to the country on a platform of teeth and tits than an ounce of solid backbone.
July 14. Here as promised are a few words about Dave Legeno...
Dave, who died recently in California, is best-known as the fearsome
Fenrir Greyback in the Harry Potter films, but the demons and
death-eaters of the movie are nothing compared to the monsters
Legeno took on in real life. As a Cage Rage fighter, he faced
and defeated some of the sport’s toughest men including the Dan
“The Beast” Severn and street-fighting legend Kimo Leopoldo. Kimo
was his fourth ever fight, and he was the 500-1 outsider. The
heavily tattooed US mixed martial arts expert looked like an LA
gang member. “He was world class and had a black belt in ju-jitsu,”
Dave told me. “While I had lost my first three bouts... He was
a seriously dangerous individual. Even my corner man wished that
I wasn’t fighting him. I just forgot how dangerous he could be
and thought about how dangerous I could be.” Legeno battered his
veteran opponent in three minutes and 21 seconds of the relentlessly
unforgiving first round. “I kneed him early on – my only worry
was that I’d broken my knee on his face. I did shatter his nose.
My heart was pounding, my blood was racing. This was forty seconds
in to the fight and I realised I was beating him. I didn’t stop;
I just kept on going at him. And then I got him in a guillotine
choke... ” With Dave’s arms locked around his neck, Kimo lost
consciousness. When he came to, he couldn’t get up for ten minutes.
The actor, who was fifty when he lost his life, had been a pro-wrestler, but none of his bouts had prepared him for the bloody full-on fury of Cage fighting. His first match had been against Alan Murdoch. “I’d given him a real beating and was amazed he was still standing,” Dave recalled. “Then he got me in a submission hold and the ref stopped the fight – ‘to save me from myself,’ he said. These men were different class. They could take punches that would fell an elephant.”
Legeno started cage-fighting in 2005, aged 42 - just to prove that he still had it in him. Back then, he stood out more for his theatrical ring entrances than his pugilistic prowess: “I’d gone straight in at the top-flight international level. My second fight was against a Japanese guy who’d had seventy bouts.” After his third loss, he realised he’d have to take it more seriously and relocated to the US for intensive training. His dedication paid off.
Dave, six foot three, smashed Kimo and then took on ex-UFC Champion of Champions Dan Severn – his toughest ever opponent. That brawl went fifteen ferocious minutes over three intense five minute rounds.
Legeno – fighting as ‘Death Wish’ - won by unanimous decision.
He built up a loyal following including his own acting idol Steven Berkoff, who raved about him in The Spectator magazine; and went on to face and beat Alan Murdoch in a decisive rematch.
But when he signed to play savage werewolf Fenrir Greyback for three Harry Potter movies, production company Heyday insisted that he stay out of the cage for the duration of the filming.
“I understand why they made me stop,” Dave told me. “When I was making Rise Of The Footsoldier I fought and won a bout on a Saturday night and turned up on Monday with a black eye for filming. That wasn’t too bad in a film about hooligans and gangsters but it have wouldn’t played too well in a family-orientated fantasy.”
Dave Legeno’s film career started with Snatch in 2000. He went on to appear in 44 Inch Chest (with Ray Winstone), Centurion (with Bond girl Olga Kurylenko) and Command Performance (with Dolph Lundgren). As well as his three Harry Potter movies, Dave also popped up as Tudor, the sneering heavy who threatened poor old Nana Moon in EastEnders, a brutal assassin in ITV’s The Fixer, and John Lennon’s chauffeur, Les in Lennon Naked with Christopher Ecclestone. Less praiseworthy was his role as a he-man with the ability to ‘cure’ lesbians in a comedy sketch disgracefully filmed in my front room.
Born the son of a black cab driver in Marylebone, Legeno grew up in leafy Buckinghamshire, becoming a skinhead and leaving school at 16 to work on demolition and building sites. At 19 he took off for North America and spent eight years roaming through the US, Canada and Mexico working in bars as a doorman singing in bands and picking up money in unlicensed fights.
Working in the evenings left him free to study drama in the day. He returned to England in 1990, again working as a bouncer and debt collector in London and then, after being shot at one time too many, Dave became a pro wrestler training at the East End’s famous Peacock gym alongside Lennox Lewis. He was first drawn to acting by reading Shakespeare, but it was the Berkoff play West that really hooked him. “I read it before I was old enough to have been in a fight or to have fallen in love,” he told me. “But the writing inspired me. I knew one day I’d be old enough to feel the things he wrote about.” He was offered a role with Berkoff in a stage production of On The Waterfront but it clashed with training. Instead the legendary director came and watched the fight.
“That was like all the elements of my life were slotting in to place – my love of literature and theatre had come together with my love of testosterone-fuelled clashes. I had to win that day because in Cage fighting what scares you most is not getting a black eye or a broken nose; it’s looking bad in front of people you care about.”
In the US, Dave trained with the American actor Don Frye, who he called “the toughest man I know; he had both of his ankles broken by Ken Shamrock but carried on and won the fight. Incredible.”
When he wasn’t acting or training, former bar-owner Legeno fronts his own rock band – “I don’t like dance music,” he growled. Between takes on the Potter film set he would get out his guitar and jam with Tom ‘Draco Malfoy’ Felton in his trailer.
He had been joined on stage by the likes of Mickey Goldtooth and Rob Spragg from the Alabama 3. His debut album ‘Mean Streets’ is “a rare collector’s item,” he would say straight-faced, adding: “found only in my Dad’s garage.”
The big man was always tight-lipped about his personal life. “It’s a mess,” he would laugh. But he does have a grown up daughter called Wendy. “I used to read her the Harry Potter books when she was young, and so now she’s a beautiful woman it was wonderful to be able to take her to the premiere. We were lucky enough to be picked up in Surrey in a limo and walk up the red carpet together. I introduced her to all the stars and they were so polite. They’re great kids, really positive and incredibly well-adjusted.”
Wendy’s mum had been diagnosed as a chronic schizophrenic with
paranoid psychosis. Dave’s romantic relationship with her had
been brief, but he cared for her for years. Inside that big body
was a big heart to match. He was a good man, and a loyal friend,
deadly serious about his acting. Dave kept himself fit, and always
pushed himself to the limits – it looks like that was how he came
to be hiking in the hellish temperatures of California’s Death
Valley this month. I’m still shocked by his loss; my thoughts
are with his family.
July 12. It was more than 82 degrees Fahrenheit today – proper
Summer weather – so when better to play a shed-load of sizzling
Summer songs? Here’s my Top Ten: 1) Heatwave – Martha & The Vandellas
2) Summertime Blues – Eddie Cochran 3) School’s Out – Alice Cooper
4) Summer In The City – Lovin’ Spoonful 5) Sunny Afternoon – The
Kinks 6) Summer Breeze – Isley Brothers 7) Peaches – The Stranglers
8) Here Comes The Sun – The Beatles 9) Here Comes The Summer –
The Undertones 10) In The Summertime – Mungo Jerry. Don Henley
is bubbling under with Blondie and Billy Idol.
STOP PRESS. So sorry to hear that my friend Dave Legeno has died.
Dave who found fame as Fenrir Greyback in the Harry Potter films,
had been hiking in Death Valley in California. The former cage-fighter
was a bright articulate focused guy who took his acting extremely
seriously - and he’d set his heart on playing my undercover detective
character Harry Tyler in the long planned film adaptation of The
Face. He was a fine man, a gentleman taken too soon. I’ll write
a proper tribute in a day or two. In the meantime, my thoughts
are with his daughter, Wendy.
July 11. The SWP have taken some stick today – and rightly –
for their sick jokes about that poor teenager who got mauled to
death by a 39-stone polar bear. Horatio Chapple’s crime was to
have been a pupil at Eton College. ‘Now we have another reason
to save the polar bear,’ chortled the Socialist Worker. Because
all these posh public school kids must all be put up against the
wall and shot, right? Except hang on, when I trained at the Socialist
Worker it was edited by Paul Foot, the brilliant campaigning reporter
who was educated at... Ludgrove prep school and Shrewbury public
school. George Orwell, another genuinely great socialist, was
educated at... Eton College. How many other SWP Central Committee
members had a public school education? I’m pretty sure Paul Holborrow
did. Alex Callinicos, the party’s leading intellectual, went to
a private Catholic college in Zimbabwe. His mother was the daughter
of the very gorblimey Lord Acton. David Renton, a barrister, and
until recently a prominent member of the SWP is another old Etonian
who studied history at Oxford. Maybe they should all be rounded
up and fed to hungry polar bears too... this tradition of the
posh revolutionary goes all the way back to the founder of Britain’s
first Socialist party, the Democratic Federation (which later
became the Social Democratic Federation). He was Henry Hyndman,
another old Etonian, barrister and Oxford graduate. According
to Caroline Benn: ‘Hyndman’s approach to audiences was to speak
in the tall silk hat and frock coat of the upper-class gentleman
he was, thanking his working-class audience for supporting him
and his kind, and belittling them for their gullibility in accepting
the yoke of capitalism. Even Hyndman’s most loyal supporters always
had a ‘chill sinking of heart’ at his stockbroker appearance and
continual harping on his 'upper-class origins... ' His habit of
breaking into Latin in the middle of his speeches didn't help,
either. Che Guevara came from an upper class family, Lenin and
Trotsky’s folks were well-to-do, Mao’s dad was a wealthy farmer,
Engels’s Dad was minted, Castro went to boarding school and private
school... and of course diplomat’s son Joe Strummer went to great
lengths to keep his City Of London Freemen’s boarding school education
under wraps. So many leading Marxists come from privileged backgrounds
you might conclude that their ideology is essentially bourgeois.
It certainly rarely chimes with working class opinion or indeed
working class interests. What kind of people think teenagers should
be killed because of who their parents are anyway? The same sort
of people who assure us that heaven on earth is possible, as long
as we’re prepared to give all power to the state and kill a few
more million along the way... and they wonder why we’re cynical.
July 6. My hour-long podcast chat with Roy ‘Mr Symarip’ Ellis
is up and running here.
Quick update. Alan Johnson is being urged to run as a stalking
horse to depose electoral liability Ed Miliband. Labour certainly
need to get shot of Dead Ed, who seems more out of his depth than
Warwick Davis in the Marina Trench, and former postman Johnson
is one of their most down-to-earth, likeable and recognisably
human MPs. He was an original Mod too. Unfortunately by his own
admission Alan lacks the drive to be PM. In his diaries, Chris
Mullin quotes Alan Milburn as saying that Johnson was ‘a nice
guy who recognises his own limitations. People assume he has hidden
depths but he doesn’t’. Johnson responded: “‘I think that’s quite
fair, actually. I did know my limitations. You have to know what
you’re good at and you have to know if you’re biting off more
than you can chew.” His judgement is pretty whacked too. Not only
did Al consider himself in tune with Communist Party thinking
years after the 1968 invasion of Czechoslovakia opened most Marxist
eyes to the grim reality of the Soviet empire, but also when he
was in office he voted strongly for the Iraq War and very strongly
against calls for an investigation into it. Alan voted for more
EU integration and against a referendum on EU membership. His
heart might be in the right place, but his head frequently isn’t.
By running against Miliband, Johnson’s backers hope he would flush
out more substantial contenders for the leadership role, of whom
the favourite I’d imagine would be Yvette Cooper – or Mrs. Balls
as she never calls herself. Expenses-fiddler Cooper would certainly
make a better leader than Ed, but a quick look at her voting record
suggests she’d do little to make Labour more representative of
popular opinion. According to husband Ed Balls she is also a bit
“last minute dotcom” and does no housework, which should swing
the Loose Women brigade of goons behind her, if not Godfrey Bloom,
but what does it say about her judgement that she married old
Balls-Up in the first place? My favourite Labour MP, if you’re
asking, is Kate Hoey who wanted a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty,
and voted against government policy on Iraq, ID cards, extended
detention without trial, university tuition and top-up fees. Naturally
she isn’t in the running.
Last year I suggested that the showbiz paedophile scandal went
all the way up into the Establishment. This week it has emerged
that a dossier detailing allegations of a 1980s Westminster child
abuse network is one of more than a hundred potentially relevant
Home Office files that have mysteriously been lost or destroyed.
The dossier was given to Leon Brittan back when he was Home Secretary
by the campaigning Tory MP Geoffrey Dickens; Brittan appears to
have mislaid it. It stinks of a cover-up. Rochdale MP Simon Danczuk
– who helped remind us of Cyril Smith’s charmed life of perversion
- probably understates the truth when he comments: “The public
view will be that there is something fishy going on. The public
will understandably think these documents have gone missing because
it helps protect the names of those identified in them. That is
the conclusion that many will come to, and who could blame them.”
Years ago I employed Andy Coulson on the Bizarre column which
he went on to edit very well. He was hard-working, bright, diligent
and ambitious. He was also great company. I don’t condone phone
hacking – according to an old friend at News UK my mobile was
hacked too - but I’m sorry that Andy has been made the fall-guy
for something that was practised by many newspaper groups, including
the sanctimonious Guardian. The biggest creep in this whole affair
is our Prime Minister who employed Andy as his Director of Communications,
and has now shafted him with indecent haste. I’d have had more
respect for Cameron if he’d condemned the crime but stood by the
Is Hillary Clinton the “most famous woman in the world”, as Radio
4 claimed this week? More famous than the Queen, Lady Gaga, Beyonce
Knowles or Oprah? Hmm. She certainly seems to be the BBC’s choice
for next US President. But what is she actually famous for? We’ve
seen plenty of pictures of Hills on foreign junkets but could
any of us name a single overseas situation she has improved? Hillary
was one of the idiot warmongers likening Putin to Hitler a few
months back. Could Jackie Mason be right when he observed: “Hillary
Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married
to a President for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain
surgeon quit his job, would everyone in the operating room say,
‘Wait, let's get his wife’?”
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