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every week in the Daily Star Sunday - but if that isn’t
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GLORIOUS BASTARDS - LIMITED EDITION
18-track CD and 16-track vinyl in a limited edition
two-for-one bargain package for just £10 plus p&p.
Buy now while stocks last! |
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1)
Oily Rag
2) Ian Tomlinson
3) Noise Bastards
4) Dance, Fat Boy, Dance
5) Billy McFadzean (The Somme)
6) Spring-heel'd Jack (The Terror of London)
7) Badly Done
8) John King Is A Veggie (But He's OK)
9) Hammer Of Thor
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10) Tesco Lorry
11) Mistress Material
12) Re-Infected
13) Buy Me A Drink, You Bastards
14) Is This Beer Off Or What?
15) Fat Cat Splat
16) The Devil's Own Daughter
17) That's Oi!
18) Charlton Boys |
Posting
LPs abroad from the UK by International Recorded Delivery adds
an extra £3.70 to the postage costs. Much as we don't
want to, we have to pass the extra onto you or we'd be skint
in less than a week, and then where would you all be.
So... we're leaving the choice up to you. You can have your
LP/CD double-pack sent by uninsured post, at the regular p&p
charge of £3.90. Or you can pay extra for International
Recorded delivery - which will cost a total of £7.60 p&p
(see below)
All UK orders will be sent out by Recorded Delivery as previously
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1001
Reasons
Why Eastenders is Pony!
"If
life was like EastEnders there wouldn't be a lamp-post left
to hang yourself from," says
Bushell of our most
melodramatic soap.
Is it any wonder that they once stuck his photo to the
dartboard of the Queen Vic
- or that the man who slates
the show is probably the
nation's biggest authority on it?
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The
Book of
Outrageous TV Gaffes
In
this good-natured/dirty-minded compendium, we chortle along
at the unconscious
double entendres uttered by
such national treasures as Ulrika,
Chris Tarrant, Nigella Lawson,
John McCririck, Noel Edmonds,
Tim Rice, Judy Finnigan,
Lennox Lewis, Michael Parkinson, David Coleman, Harry Carpenter
and Mariella Frostrup.
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LIMITED
EDITION VINYL DOUBLE ALBUM
We have just taken delivery of the new vinyl double album
version of 'Live Free, Die Free.' This limited edition beauty
comes with a whopping EIGHTEEN tracks and a brand new Franken-Skin
themed cover design by Sucker. Produced by the visionary Joe
Pogo Records in the USA, this vinyl delight includes ‘Franken-Skin’
and the demo version of ‘Charlton Tel’s Stag Weekend’.
We are selling the first FIFTY at a special discount price
of just £16.20 (UK) or £18.80 (overseas). These
prices include secure packaging and verified delivery. |
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Hey You
2. Franken-skin
3. Valhallaballoo
4. The Growler
5. SVL
6. Attack Of The Zombie Skinheads
7. Conquest
8. Cemetery Of Lost Souls
9. Rise Up London Boys
10. Pink Tent
11. Drink Till I'm Skint
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12. Charlton Tel's Stag Weekend (Demo)
13. Love Is A Lie
14. Long Ska Summer
15. Pie & Mash
16. South London Aggro Girl
17. The Greatest Cockney Christmas
18.
Duelling Badoes |
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1.
Cemetery Of Lost Souls
2. Attack Of The Zombie Skinheads
3. Valhallaballoo
4. The Growler
5. Love Is A Lie
6. The Greatest Cockney Christmas
7. Drink Till I'm Skint
8. Pink Tent
9. London Boys (Rise Up)
10. Long Ska Summer
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11.
SVL
12. Pie & Mash
13. South London Aggro Girl
14. Conquest15. Hey You (Bonus Track)
16. Duelling Baddoes (Penalty Track) |
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The
World According To
Garry Bushell
Sometimes
outrageous, always courageous, The World According to Garry
Bushell is a broadside aimed squarely at Britain's self-serving
elites. Garry writes with feeling and humour about the causes
closest to his heart.He is for England, for the working
class, and for democracy. He's against the EU - 'the greatest
stitch-up since the Bayeux Tapestry' - unfettered immigration
and the nanny state with its smoking bans and booze lectures.
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Garry
challenges every aspect of the modern world from throw-away
'celebrity' culture to the self-loathing Guardian mentality.
From Live Earth to wind turbines, from pop politicians to
the PC police, all manner of fashionable nonsense is judged
and found wanting as Garry declares war on New Labour and
the Cameron Tories.Wearing middle class disdain as a badge
of honour, Garry stands up for Joe Public as he demands
more freedom and less bureaucracy, and champions the everyday
people who make Britain great. And all with the same blend
of killer one-liners and politically incorrect wit that
makes his TV column such an essential read.Garry's comments
will surprise and amuse, but above all provoke. You have
been warned!
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1.
Sweeney Todd
2. Old Boots No Panties
3. Rob A Bank
4. Oi Mate
5. Things I Hate
6. Line In The Sand
7. Rose & Crown
8. Nadia (I Love You)
9. Unky Bunk
10. Infected
11. England My Land
(Secret bonus track)
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Vinyl
EP - four tracks
featuring
The Gonads
and
Klasse Kriminale
Klasse
Kriminale
Land Of Hope & Glory
SVL
Getting Pissed
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Vinyl
single
Oi!
Nutter
and
England's Glory
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A
laugh-packed DVD celebrating the
hit ITV series
Bushell On The Box;
includes all the sketches ITV banned, the St George's Day
speech, the Bushell babes,
Jo Guest as the Alien Barmaid, Gonads performing 'Oi Mate'
and 'Infected' and Garry interviewed by Tash Monie. Guests:
Francine Lewis,
Peter Dean, Dave Courtney, Dave Lee, Zoe Anderson and Vikki
Thomas.
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Bushell
Out Of His Box
Rare stand-up material from the late 1990s including the classic
Jo Brand rant,
and the Gonads playing
'Grant Mitchell'
live in the USA.
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Undercover
cop Harry Tyler is back, doing what he does best -
infiltrating the most dangerous
gangs in the country.
Then his ex-wife
becomes involved
when she is the victim
of a brutal attack.
It's not long before Harry decides
to take the law into his own hands
and administer some rough justice. |
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Jeff
Turner's true story of bravado, triumph, tears, betrayal and
despair.
From having the world in your hands at 15, to staring down
a barrel at 17
and going from the TV screen to
the Labour Exchange in two years.
"Hold on to your hat... because
I never held on to mine!"
This is a music biography like
no other you will ever read. |
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The
best of
Bushell On The Box |
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1.
Back and Barking
2. Alconaut
3. Nemesis
4. Beano
5. It's a Yeti
6. Grant Mitchell
7. Lottery
8. Gob
9. Dead End Yobs
10. Lager Louts
11. Oi! Nutter
12. (What's the Story) England's Glory
13. The Charlton Song
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